Thursday, February 12, 2009

non-human accident

"the aim of a joke is not to degrade human being,
but to remind him that he is already degraded"
~ George Bernard Shaw (1925 Nobel Prize in literature)


last weekend me n iffah went to ortho ward to accompany kak baiti 'yoko-yoko' practising her clinical skill. hoho.. guess what we found in the census (buku rekod pesakit di dalam wad)? but wait.. err.. i think the joke only org2 medical je kot faham.. or tak jugak.. hm.. if ur english is good, may be u can pick it up too =)


Dx 1: alleged hit by cow with compound fracture of ......

Dx 2: alleged hit by cupboard with open fracture of .....

hoho.. perlu ke the 'alleged hit by cow' or worst still, 'alleged hit by cupboard' diletakkan dalam Diagnosis? haih..
lembu langgar manusia ke manusia yg langgar lembu? almari pon boleh langgar manusia? aiyayayaya... scary!

let's look at the meaning of 'alleged' from the Oxford dictionary
it means: to state something as a fact but without giving proof.
Ding!!.. mmg x boleh percaye pon.. sbb boleh ke lembu or almari yg langgar manusia? ahaqs!


~ just got a call from FarahJe asking about retinal detachment. her abg saudara, a Doctor got it. operation to correct it was done. let's pray the best for him.. we can't afford to lose another Muslim doctor..

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2 Comments:

At 8:20 PM, Blogger doyot said...

mmuahaha..dahsyat dahsyat..boleh plak lembu n almari langgar ek..ekeke..kalo nk tulis diagnosis pon mesti mcm x leh nk tunjuk simpati, sbb dah gelak dulu..wakakaka..jahat aku ni..maybe the sentence of Dx should be "Patient hit the cupboard, but the cupboard was alright, only the patient's leg has an open fracture"..haha..medic world is full of funny things..=p and it does make people mad

 
At 8:42 AM, Blogger frhyh said...

ahaqs! diagnosis ko lagi dahsyat!
hm.. tu la, med world ni not so bad, not too serious all the time. kekadang tu ade je mende yg klakar.. add spices to life.

eh doyot, ko sihat? how's kaki?

 

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